Tuesday, June 28, 2005

002: GYM RELATED WHINGEING / WOMEN'S BREASTS

Now Lollie has a journal of her own.

I fear she will gradually steal my thunder.

We're going to the gym together pretty much every second night (Pronounced GUY-ME).
It's pretty fuckin fantastic.
Not only am I developing "lines" on my body, but I also get to have my manliness validated on a fairly regular basis.

I can lift heavy things you see.

One day I'll be one of the groaners. You know those guys at the gym who lift a five kilo weight and let out this god-awful "Aaaaaauuuuuuuuugggggghhhhh!!!!" as all the jail bait boys watch in awe.

I like jail bat. Gotta get me somma that!! More on this later.

It's made me realise that I need breast. My penis is simply not attracting all the attention I want it too. And believe me it gets a lot of exposure.
If I had breasts I would get free drinks, looks from men EVERYWHERE I went and a phone full of saucy text messages.

I just look at one of my close friends. I wont name her (cause we are talking about tits here, right?), but her name starts with L.
Anyway!
Her breasts are like her ticket to success! Men stare at them. I stare at them. Our bosses even stare at them. Then shortly after the staring - she gets exactly what she wants.

Either that, or free drinks.

the end



4 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

Breasts are over-rated -no they're not! They are ACE! Men are just bitches for boobs - grow some!

8:23 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

I could grow some wussy man boobs, but right now I'm working on making them square and flat

2:09 PM  
Blogger izchan said...

u could try implants ... but I hear they are overated too.

5:22 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

I'll need square ones then, they'll make me feel more like a man...and not some kind of teenager with ill fitting clohes
>:-(

7:01 PM  

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