Wednesday, June 29, 2005

003:CRIMINALLY WASTING
AWAY MY DAY
(A Tale Of Modern Disenchantment)

Ever think that your life would be ten times better if you stopped wishing it away?
If you started living now.

But the problem with 'now' is that it kinda sucks.

I mean, here I am at work, it's only 12 in the afternoon, and I'm running through a list of things I'd rather be doing. Really mundane things too, nothing exciting like absailing or beating up school kids. Here it is.

1. Go Home and watch DVDs (preferable Angel or The Simpsons)
2. Go home and while away the afternoon watching porn
3. Go swimming them smoke cigarettes outside the gym and glare at all the fit people.
4. Go to the gym with Lollie and be fit myself
(but for that I'd have to get HER outta work too, darn!!)
5. Find myself a pair of tracky dakks* and wander around Broadmeadows for a bit.

If only "now" was more exciting.

I'm thinking of opening a private detective agency.
I can be the brooding yet handsome CEO who spends most of his time alone in his room, or fighting crime at night on the streets.
I'd also have a trusty gang of attractive thugs to back me up, and we'd live in an abandoned hotel. Maybe a Best Western. I definetly think I'm more suited to a life of crime-fighting rather than an office job.

Still - I'm grateful for the emplyment. My job enables me to waste money on Angel DVDs, high quality condoms and toys for my desk, so maybe I should quit my bellyaching....

....still, I can just picture myself in a dark alley, long, black trenchcoat fluttering in the wind...

Oh, how I wish I had some porn right now

the end


* trakky dakks = tracksuit pants

5 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

You so want to be Angel don't you babe? Well you are...:)

3:21 PM  
Blogger izchan said...

I am more of a spike guy.
But hey ... we all have our favourite vampires with a soul.

5:23 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

Angel and I have the same hair, hopefully not the same capacity to gain weight in the 5th season

11:50 AM  
Blogger izchan said...

I would think that angel "grew" into his role ... :)

His must have grew a liking to blood with high collestrol counts.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Lollie_Pop said...

well if I was grieving over Buffy I'd hide under the table and eat a whole pack tim-tams too I spose

5:17 PM  

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