Tuesday, July 05, 2005

006: I'M HATING EXISTENCE A WHOLE LOT RIGHT NOW

You know what I hate?

It's when the people around you get happy and you're not. Cause then no-one around you can be miserable right along with you.

No one can make detailed lists of things & people you hate cause they're too busy scoring or falling in love.

I know, I know...

One day I may find myself on the other side of this argument. I may be scoring, or lo and behold, in love myself. But not bloody likely. And not anytime soon! Because I'm FAR too busy being angry at everything.

Right now Lollie is happy with Sean from Hawaii. And I'm happy for her.
But secretly I wish she wasnt. I wish she hated the world just like me, and we'd go downstairs and talk about all the people we hate and how much we wish they were dead.

Then we'd get back upstairs and make a list written in blood, then probably go get hot chocolate from the cheap hot chocolate machine. It's worse than the gruel in our cafetorium.

Lollie is sitting right next to me.

Her hypothesis is that this is God's way of punishing her.
Give her something great - THEN TAKE IT AWAY!!.

Personally, I think it's God's way of punishing her for being a lousy drunk.

That's just my opinion is all.

Just lil ol' me having a vent. Guess I'm lucky that I have a room full of weapons. I'm preparing for the end of the world you see.

Here's a list:

1 Samurai Sword
1 Machete, engraved with my motto of vengeance
1 Staff, approx 1.5 meters in length
1 Steel 'pit' knife with knuckle busters on the handle (6inch blade)
1 Flick knife (5 inch blade)
1 Kumbataan (a six inch piece of pointed metal intended to break the collarbone)
2 Two miscelanneos stabbing knives, one stolen from Hard Rock Cafe.


the end

8 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

Sweetie - Get over it.
Love ya ...Muah! :)

6:46 PM  
Blogger izchan said...

its the 101 reasons ... when its all done, I am printing it and gluing on my meditative room.

it helps to put things in perspective

12:43 AM  
Blogger Slim said...

Well see I figure I can only loathe so many things about existence. 101 Seems like a good number to stop at.

Maybe I'll begin again with "101 reasons why I'm high on Jesus"

Something positive for a change.

11:21 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

So are you 'Jesusentric'?
See Saved for definition of...
:)

11:59 AM  
Blogger izchan said...

I would recomend ... "101 reasons more to blog"

It seems more appopriate.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

Maybe this is jumping the gun a lil bit, but I think my next blog will be called:
"Masturbation - Portable and Free" (Thank you God!!!)

4:33 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

....and no definetly not a Jesus freak. I'm not a believer but UI respect the religion after a catholic education.

Plus it could be the biggest movie franchise teh world has ever seen!!

4:34 PM  
Blogger Lollie_Pop said...

I think you should write "101 Reasons for Impeachment: The Leather Pants Debarcle"

4:59 PM  

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