Wednesday, July 13, 2005


011: MY SISTER, THE DIRECTOR

So only a couple of days back into my new refreshed life, and my sister has enlisted me to star in her short film for school. She's directing of course.

As usual with most things concerning me, it's gonna be a brutal fight scene featuring me and my best mate Lincoln. And for added drama, it'll be in the rain with lots of fake blood spewing from every one of my orfices.

I just texted Lincoln and he's like "Fuck yeah!!" I knew he'd love this. I've included a photo of him for your enjoyment. This is Linc in "you're gonna be drinkin' ur next meal through a straw!!" mode.

He's the closest thing I have to a martial arts expert, and after 16 years of learning how to kick various types of arse, I'm glad he's on my side.

This is one of the many reasons why he's my closest ally. Also, just in case the world someday prematurely ends.

But the end of the world aside, this looks like it's gonna be a heap of fun.

I sorta get off on being on camera. And the good thing is, my sister will have a whole crew of teenage girls that I can boss around, therefore once again validating my masculinity.
(Yet another one of my guilty pleasures)

Me and my sister usually get along - in fact from what I hear from most people, we're pretty close. No where near Angelina Jolie standards (remember her pashing her brother??? Ewwww!!!) But we've long graduated from those precocious little children trying to stab each other with cocktail forks.

You know, I love spending time with her. She's funnier, wittier and all round more attractive than I am. And at the tender age of 17, I can tell she'd destined for far more sucess than I ever am. We dont get to see each other a whole lot - being the busy socialites we are.

Plus she's mum & dad's golden child. I'm pretty much ignored, which really, is fine with me.
I mean, I aint bitter. This arrangement allows me to come and go as I please and remain tight lipped about my various....errr...dealings.

So I'll keep y'all updated with the progress of this little film.

Fingers crossed I'll get top billing.

Now I'm afraid I need to go - Monotone Matt is on the phone bothering me. More on him later.

the end.


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