Tuesday, July 19, 2005


015: ITCHY BALLS

Ever since I was a hot little teenager my balls have indicated whether rain is coming.

They itch, you see, thus predicting rain.

This has been an infallible system for years, always allowing me to the foresight to bring an umbrella on a sunny day to protect my meticulously straightened hair.

However last night was the exception. it would have been, oh say 10:30 and they start itching in the car. Was out with a friend, so I warned him that it'd rain.

Twelve hours later, I'm sitting here at my PC, with the sun streaming through the window and NO RAIN!!

A certain friend of mine suggests that they need 'recalibration', well then I just may take you up on that one day - if you think it'll help :-)

So my balls are failing me (in one way, perhaps). Rest assured I'll keep you up to date on these alarming deleopments. At least my penis can still receive radio transmissions.

But there's plenty more to love about my gonads, to quote Mel who's sitting next to me

"Most of us just sit back here and have no idea what's going on between your legs. You've gotta paint us a fucking picture!"

So with that...

5 REASONS WHY MY BALLS ROCK

1. They're naturally hairless
2. They produce sperm which one day may come in handy when defeating my enemies.
3. They're fun to play with
4. They (used) to predict the weather - they still may do so again!!!
5. They're unusually (and fantastically) big. The doctor said.


the end.

2 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

Ok so some of us are more curious than others...

3:47 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

You asked. I delivered.
:-)

5:15 PM  

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