Monday, July 25, 2005

018: ATTACK OF THE MID-CITY BITCHES!!

I'm lying on the cold concrete floor, an oil stain by my feet. My clothes are dirty from all the fighting, and my face is covered in blood. My hand is twitching from the serious head wound I recieved just moments ago and I'm tempted to lose consciousness and drift off to sleep.

This is pretty much how I spent last night.

Remember me telling y'all about my sister's media project for school, the short film?

Embattled, betrayed and writing in a pool of my own fake blood. Well maybe not a pool, more like a splatter really.

Had a great time battling Lincoln, Hrisanthi (his bombshell of a girlfriend) and Claude (Bec's luminescent boyfriend)

This is how it went...

Lincoln is an unassuming stranger trying to get to his car (that he's conveniently parked in an abandoned warehouse)

Me, Hrisanthi and Claude are the bad guys - the Mid City Bitches. Once we catch sight of this innocent bystander, we swerve our pimp-mobile (my white Mitsubishi) in front of his car, blocking his path.

I step out of the car, weapon drawn, looking for an opportunity to steal this wallat and his flower.
Threats are excahnaged, I get taken down and my posse jumps in.

Hi kicking and with gusto, Hrisanthi valiantly tries to take Lincon down with some hi-kicks, but gets her neck broken in the process.

Claude jumps in, and is quickly thrown against the wall, bleeding. At this point I come at Lincoln from behind, but only get headbutted and a kick to the head for all my trouble (he ACTUALLY kicked me in the head, folks!!! I aint bitter)

Claude is quickly taken down with an elbow to the windpipe. He maliciosly spits blood onto Lincoln's shoe.

Presuming the battle is over, Lincoln picks his jacket up off the floor, ready to leave. He turns around, confroted by me, dribbling blood down my face.

Lincoln and I have a final bloody confrontation, grappling on the floor. There is much grunting and yelling, and with a final shove into a conctret wall, I lay seizing on the floor.

I had a good fight, some good fun and earned myself a big green/blue bruise on my arm

Cant wait to see the finished product!!


the end.

5 Comments:

Blogger izchan said...

When can I see a trailer?

8:07 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

I'll ask Bec, but I'm sure it'll be up on my website soon.

There'll undoubtedly be photos from the premiere!!

10:58 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

This sounds like the last date I had...hmmm.

11:54 AM  
Blogger Lincoln Mua'dib said...

I agree baby boy . . .it was fun! *grins*

3:00 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

Clever boy!!!

3:34 PM  

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