Friday, August 19, 2005

031: EIGHT HOURS OF TRAUMA IN JUST UNDER 30 SECONDS!

Well it's been one hell of a day.

At the risk of this turning into one of those "I had the worst day at work" entries, I'll give you the abridged version. This is the radio edit, a distilled version of my day. Read ahead and live through 8 hours of trauma in just a few seconds! Now that's efficiency.
What a world we live in :-)

Woke up.
Fuse blown
Alarm system fucked.
Activation of toaster triggers alarm.
Activation of microwave triggers alarm.
Activation of anything fucken electrical triggers alarm.
The alarm is very loud and near my bedroom door.
I wish I was dead.

Police arrive. More police arrive.
All before 9am.
No breakfast.
No smokes.
Extremely fucken unhappy.

Get to work.
Drive angrily.
Emphatic hand gestures.

Arrive on time.
Just a minute to spare.
Ticket machine not working.
It takes all my money.
I have no more change.
My umbrella also breaks.
I'm wet and also hungry.

Move desks at work.
Strange and unfamiliar.
Closer to Lollie.
Hilarity ensues.

My day is over.
Need to smoke.
And spend some money.
On a new pair of jeans.


Hopefully I'm feeling more coherent next week, when I can compose an entertaining narrative about my one-day weekend. Catcha on the flip side!




the end.

2 Comments:

Blogger izchan said...

Have had similar experience on the matter (without the cops though) and I swear GOD had it in for me.

then at the end ... i get a good night kiss from my love and everything is better.

Maybe lollie can do that for you?

11:07 AM  
Blogger Slim said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
She's gonna love that comment!
Maybe I'll ask her :-)

Thanks man

3:38 PM  

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