Friday, September 23, 2005


















039: LETS SHARE IN THE SHAME

Okay.

Challenged by Melly, I'm about to list my five most Shameful Shags. That is the five people I'm sort of ashamed to admit that I'd like to take to bed with a crusty ol' porno mag and an industrial strength bottle of lube. It's bound to be an unusual list so here goes.

1) FRY from FUTURAMA

As many of you know, Fry is probably the most desirable man in my little world. He has red spikey hair, he can't dress and his best friend is a robot. As childish and downright stupid as he can be sometimes, I love his thoughtfulness and loyalty. My life's work will now be to find Fry's flesh and blood equivalent in the real world. I have a fear that I'm irresistible attracted to the 'tall, dark & stupid' type.

2) CHESTER BENNINGTON from LINKIN PARK

What's not to like here? He's skinny and pasty. He likes his music. He's a Madonna fan. Best of all he's the angry young man who fronts a multi-million selling band. Oh and I love all the tattoos as well. And his pasty complexion too. Are we catching onto the formula yet?

3) BOBA FETT from STAR WARS

Is it the fact that he's a ruthless sci fi bounty hunter? Is it the body armour? Or that fact that I can't see his face. Like I've said before - don't judge me. I seem to have a taste for the exotic. Who knows what he is underneath that helmet (if anyone knows - don’t tell me!!!) he could be a scaly green alien, a disfigured human or even a demon.

4) DOYLE from ANGEL

Speaking of Demons, here's my favourite one. Strangely I dint think he Combining both the 'Exotic' factor and the 'Loser' factor we have Doyle, who I have affectionately dubbed Angel's leprechaun. In his utterly adorable quest to win Cordelia's heart, the lousy drunk exhibited oodles of drunken Irish charm. Plus the bad poly-blends. I've been looking for a jacket like his for months. He likes to drink too, bonus points. Maybe not a shag, but definitely an extended cuddle.

5) MY EXACT DUPLICATE

I know I know. I'm truly ashamed of this. But other than a handful of misguided high school crushes that are unworthy of mention, this is it. And I realise I'm opening myself to people telling me to 'go fuck myself', but I merely wanna see 'how I am' if that makes any sense. I can never tell if good feedback in the bedroom is sincere or just ego stroking. He He! Stroking :-)


So there they are. I realise they don’t exactly conform to what society says is beautiful or even sexy. But these five will top my list any day.








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4 Comments:

Blogger mocushile said...

Hmm... Ilike number 5 its a very good thought!!! about taking yourself to bed I wouldnt take me to bed.. you are far more attractive than me!!

10:40 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

So I guess when people tell you to go shag yourself, you would feel kinda turned on...:)

11:41 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

I knew that one would raise the most eyebrows (or solicit the most insults)

Yeah it's just sorta based on curiosity I guess, nothing more.

And yeah I get kinda aroused, so I start gyrating against my desk :-)

1:24 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

As y'all might notice, I posted pictures of Fry, Chester & Doyle

2:37 PM  

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