Tuesday, September 27, 2005

042: FIVE THINGS...

It seems another challenge has been issued by Melly, so here goes. Had a little trouble with the Celebrity Crushes section, a couple of them are dearly departed. I didnt let that stop me!

Five things I plan to do before I die
1. Go and buy CDs from HMV in London.
2. Read Hitler's "Mein Kampf"
3. Get a dog. A red heeler named Gary Luis Santiago
4. Get at least five more tattoos. Preferably one with someone's name and a flaming skull.
5. Score with someone who has naturally red pubes. I dunno, this has been on the list since I was 12 years old. Not particularly fussed about the gender

Five things I can do
1. Look fantastic in a tuxedo with a cigar.
2. Drink more than my best mate.
3. Touch my toes with relative ease and a minimum of noise.
4. Lift moderately sized weights at the gym.
5. Locate and purchase interesting t-shirts on a regular basis

Five things I cannot do
1. Remain still for more than a few minutes.
2. Cook anything other than toast.
3. Resist the temptation of white chocolate.
4. First dates. I hate them.
5. Wear anything made out of flannel

Five things that attract me to.... errr... the same sex
1. Down to earthedness (as in a lack of bullshit)
2. Spikey hair and a goofy smile (any resemblance to Fry)
3. Conviction and passion.
4. An overtly sexual/sensual disposition
5. Immaturity.

Five things I say most often
1. Jailbait.
2. I'm So Angry I Could Vomit
3. Oh My Various Gods!!
4. Shady.
5. Seizure.

Five celebrity crushes
1. Fry (Futurama)
2. Billy Joe (from Green Day)
3. Sid Vicious (RIP)
4. Chester Bennington

5. Glenn Quinn (RIP)

Five people I want to do this next
1. Lollie (If you don't, I'll lose all respect for you and punch you)
2. Izchan
3. Mocushie
4. Denny
5. Lincoln (where the hell is your blog!?!?!?)

Ladies & Gentlemen, thank you for your attention.





the end.

6 Comments:

Blogger Denny said...

Interesting list again. HMV London ? Great place to max out the credit card. Oh, and remind me to tell you about my experience with naturally red pubes one day. I'll try and keep it short (no pun intended).

7:58 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

I am so angry I could vomit. It's just the kinda day. I'll be sure to make sure it's in the opposite direction to where we sit.
Strap yourself in and FEEL THE G's, BABY!!!
Oh Bender.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Slim said...

LOL!! Looking forward to the red pubes story. I think my obsession started with a swin teacher I had back in 1995.

And Mel, there'll be no vomiting today. Certainly feeling the urge to stab someone in the throat with a pen though :-)

Have a nice day!

1:24 PM  
Blogger izchan said...

dude ... did mine ... melly tagged me at the same time. :P

9:45 PM  
Blogger mocushile said...

hmmm your a challenging me ok ok I will do it ....
but hey love your want to dos and cant dos and can dos heheh

9:57 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

Damn Mel and her widespread challenges!!!

11:46 AM  

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