Wednesday, November 09, 2005


Well I'm now like the rest of you carnivores. Grinding up pieces of plants and dead animals and forcing it down into a pit of digestive acid to survive.

Eating is so disgusting when you think about it, huh?

Anyways, my Doctor (the proper one, not the Witch Doctor) has diagnosed me with exhaustion. Just another symptom of my lifestyle.
Don't eat enough. Don't sleep enough. And I stress way too much. Sometimes it seems as if my chest is like a huge cannon, which will one day explode with all the rage and stress I feel, leaving friends and co-workers covered with my bloody entrails.

Part of the problem is my vegetarian diet, to which I've adhered to for two years or so. That all came to an end today.

I dont have any issues with eating animals. In fact I couldn't care more about cows and chickens and other barnyard staples (I certainly couldnt care less).

It's simply the taste - I can taste the blood.

Hell, even McNuggets taste like blood!! Granted on many occasions I've publicly stated I quite enjoy the taste of blood, but it's still unsettling. My body will have to take some time to adjust I guess. I still feel sick. I sorta feel like I've eaten a small Albanian refugee girl.

I started the ball rolling today with Subway - without a doubt one of the greatest institutions of the modern age.

the end


Blogger izchan said...

i would have gone for burger king.

but hey ... to all their own poison.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

When you're ready for a nice bloody steak let me know, I'll suggest some great places..
Welcome to the Meat Side, mmm, Neat Side. :)

9:58 PM  

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