Wednesday, November 09, 2005

057: CELINE DION
IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!

I had a dream a few nights ago about Celine Dion.
She rose to world power and became the president of Canada. Then, using her charming demeanour and sparkling personality, seduced all the world leaders. She managed to subdue to the United Nations by bewitching them with song.
After a brutal military campaign which lasted five years, she began rounding up all the Jews and banished them to the island of Madagascar.
Her Third Reich tactics sparked furore all over the world, but Celine Dion had gained too much power and had allies everywhere. Listening devices were planted in the mens room at work.
Knowing that action must be taken, I formed a resistance cell and stormed her Canadian headquarters in a stolen panzer tank. As a hellish rainstorm of fire and debris rained down on my foolhardy comrades, I contemplated my death at the hands of Celine Dion.
As a shell from a Canadian soldier pierced my sternum, I fell to the ground, doubled over in agony. I never thought I would find myself in combat, fighting a noble cause, and battling someone I now knew was indeed, the Anti-Christ.
Let this be a warning to you all.
the end.

5 Comments:

Blogger izchan said...

I mourn the death of a comrade.

but fear not, we are here to carry on untill the last of us fall.

to the end.

we will drop you Celine.

YOU HEAR ME!!!

YOU WILL FALL!!!!!!!!.

So say us all.

9:45 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

She is funny on South Park, well not her but the skinny, talentless, annoying ...hey, wait a minute...

9:58 PM  
Blogger Rach said...

Pray for me Jebus!

12:20 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

Iz: I like your passion. Now I know why I chose you for my team.

Mel: I predict your sarcasm and brutal honesty will serve us well in the new world.

Rachel: All VHS tapes will be destroyed in the year 2012 during the second coming of Jebus.

Remember - you heard it here!

6:26 PM  
Blogger mocushile said...

Wow I thought someone has already taken the title of the anti Christ

but celine hmmm... yes let me see she does have good songs but..

she does look evlish.hmm who knows
never judge a singer by them songs u never know what lies beneath ..!


P.s Dont ask me who I nominated for the anti dude... I have alot

9:13 AM  

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