Saturday, December 10, 2005


I choose for today to be a good day.

I made this decision this morning as I woke up to the sounds of the crazy screaming woman who lives next door to me.

"My Baby!!!! Oh God no!! What have you done with my baby!?!? Aagagagaahhhh!!!!"

Yesterday was just generally crappy cause I was so tired. I blame myself though. Stayed out way too late the night before with Hoda and Trip. So in my zombie-fied state, generally bad things seem twice as bad, and all I want to do is sleep.

24 hours later I'm much more awake and ready to deal with all the terminally boring things the world has to throw at me.

Tomorrow, I hope to accomplish the impossible.

Despite my protestations, I'm expected to purchase thoughtful Xmas gifts for my family and significant friends.

This is of course the only obligatory component of in which I partake…only cause I look like a cheapskate if I don’t get them anything

So the Xmas shopping must conclude tomorrow.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have joined forces with Mister Fun and we are about to launch a senseless attack on Lollie in retaliation for her brutalising my Spogebob soft toy.
the end


Blogger izchan said...

show them respect.

Get them condoms.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Denny said...

So did you accomplish the impossible ( I have faith in you Slim, I do ! )
I like Izchan's suggestion - at least if they don't like the present you can always make use of it.

2:09 PM  

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