Tuesday, May 09, 2006


You know this blog may actually sort of be the complete and total antithesis of my last post. And it's probably extraordinarily chauvinistic, but here goes anyway.

Someone once told me
"Son, there are certain women in this world who will only learn if they are given a damn good beating!"

Anyways, despite this person's advice, I've managed to treat women with the respect they deserve. I mean I have to work and live with them, I'm often motivated by fear to be nice to them. But there are times, lord forgive me, when I'm forced to agree with this chauvinistic perspective.

Most times it's women. Only because instead of brute force, they often use more subversive (bitchy) tactics to undermine and insult. There are certain men who I would like to belt with a two by four, but really, it's kind of acceptable (both men in said scenario being full of testosterone). Hence the temptation to give some lucky gal a wallop - it's forbidden.

Before you read any further and form an opinion (Mel) I just wanna say that I'm not condoning this behaviour, rather commenting on how tempting it is sometimes merely because it's so deliciously forbidden. As a stupid, stupid guy, I have little or no recourse against a venomous woman spewing forth her wrath.

In high school me and my best mate used to spend our time drawing a comic strip called "Woody and Frankie". Woody was a gun slinging cowboy, and Frankie was a giant murderous penis. I know I know.

Anyway, these two characters blazed a trail across the city bashing prostitutes and then loading them into their pick up truck.
The prostitutes were then driven back to their abandoned warehouse where their bodies where their corpses were ground up and made into soap.

So you can see this temptation has been there for quite some time, manifesting itself in one form or another.

So I invite you one and all to add to my list of people I would like to give a black eye to:
I'll start things off by listing several people who simply need a good, solid fist to the face.
- Delta Goodrem
- Tina Arena
- Antonia Kidman
The balls in your court now kids!
the end


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have already given you my starter list, i shall ponder more as i get the image of a murdering penis oput of my head...

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does that bitch John Howard count?

8:21 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

Oh totally dude. Any man with big wussy man-boobs is eligible for the list!!

12:56 PM  
Blogger izchan said...


11:50 AM  
Blogger mocushile said...

lol. my list..

nicole Kidman
Paris Hilton
Nikki Hilton
and Iam sure there is more
oh yeah dogwoman currently known as "my uncles wife"
My Boss she's a wanker
see you are right ...!!! somewomen do need to be kicked or bitch slapped ... cause they are a disgrace to women race,

sometimes I used to say Iam ashamed of being a woman because of them .. but now I say ...



5:15 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Somewhere Prodigy are saying 'told ya so!'
Smack my bitch up - yeah some deserving and some just for the fecking heck of it... I say, it's all foreplay until someone goes to jail, and then it's just kinky.

Missed ya last week loser... xoxo

2:10 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

Looks like Paris Hilton is pretty much at the top of people's lists to belt.

I for one can drool over no fantasy greater than delta goodrem performing on good morning australia with a great big black shiner!

And Nicole Kidman. Dude. That's just not funny.

5:31 PM  
Blogger Slim said...

has been added to the list.

5:55 PM  

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