Wednesday, June 28, 2006


Yup, this is still fucken funny. I've also included a message from Whitney herself.
If you would like to know more, go and see America's Greatest Christian

"Bitches messed up on crack is a cause close to my heart. Are those Reese's
peanut butter cups?

Oh, and I have been very busy during the past year
raising Christian crackwhore awareness. Dig?

I want to take this moment to thank God Almighty for
making me His special messanger -- Hey Bobby! I got
you something special right here, baby!

[Lifts up her already too-short skirt]

Yeah, it ain't all you can eat, it's all you care to eat!
Yeah, you know that right, baby!

Anyway, what I was saying is that I try to be real Christlike and sh-t. Dig?
Hey, Bobby, was that that Porsche I buy you at the
bottom of the pool this morning, baby? Anyway, what was I saying?"

-- Whitney Houston


Blogger Mel said...

Whitney Houston: Kiss my ass!
Whitney Houston: Hell to the no.
"First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much for me to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight, okay? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is wack..."

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Bless :)

8:37 PM  
Blogger mocushile said...

I will be Fucked!!
she is one messed up crack whoe I tell ya

lets hope we just learn those words

Crack is motha fucking whack!

10:56 PM  
Blogger mocushile said...

P.s cant listen to her anymore one for one reason I always remmber her crack whorey pic and I laugh heheh

11:02 PM  
Blogger Denny said...

Betty Bowers rocks !

11:15 AM  
Blogger Slim said...

Mel: Another classic Whitney quote to warm the cockels of my heart!

Shane & Mocushile: Yes I too purchase Whitney CDs if only to laugh at them. There's a two disc set called "Heat Up/Throw Down" which got me giggling in the CD store the other day with visions of Whitney "Throwing Down" and seeing Demons in the floor!!

Denny: I'm glad you've seen the Christain light of Betty Bowers. Check out the 'Turning Tricks For Jesus' section.

11:59 AM  
Blogger mocushile said...

hahaha Throw down hey!!
isnt that the greatest hits cd?

and I saw the Betty B WEBSITE as
I kindda liked all the bush humor ads !!! but witht he jesus tricks not so sure!!!

but its good

12:51 PM  

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